Donnie, it's Cam.
Peg, you have to put away the toys!
You will come to the reunion? Is it free?
-Rick said it cost 250 dollars. That was Rick's idea to charge.
Robert Williams?
Cameron Towers. I just wanted to remind you of the reunion and golf weekend.
As someone stupid added in November? And the reunion ...
-Hello? In Renton. -Hello. Is Dad home?
A blast ...! Who is it?
Cameron. I just wonder if Ted comes to the reunion.
How much do you ask your friends for this "free" reunion?
I was joking. Rick made me do it.
Susanne, it's Cam. Hope that we'll see each other soon. The whole gang will.
-Rick with? -Yes. Is there a problem?
No. What about Lori? I'm dying to meet ...
It's Rick. Keep it short.
It's Cam. Do not forget the golf weekend and reunion. You...
Two types of people go to the reunions. Those who want skryta-
And those who are and have always been desperate förlorare-
-and want to see if the prom queen now weighs 140 kilo
-or if the sportsperson who blew up the toilet when they were therefore
-have lost hair, or better yet, a body part.
Or maybe to find a reason to Faith
-that their life is not as bad as they think.
My name is Rick Foster. I want to believe that I'm standing over things, but alas.
Honey, where he intercepted us.
Ted?
Honey, Ted is here. Ted came!
I did not know you have a daughter. It's my ... wife.
What happened to ... Ouch!
Jill and I divorced ten years ago. The two were married three years ago.
It was brave of you to come.
I warned the high sicko ratio. You will not be disappointed.
-What a nice car. Is it leased? No, bought. It's a Subaru Tribeca.
Donnie, do you work with the hardware or is it a dildo?
Hardware. "Donnie's Giant Hammer."
You should have the logo on the car. Laptop on the roof? There is tax deductible.
Not big enough, Donnie. Not big enough.
I go and check in. See you inside.
-Peggy! It's Tee Time!
I think I underestimated asshole quotient.
We might want to go while we can. They have our things.
I buy new clothes and bags. That's your weekend. I support you.
You did not live without me, you said. I'm here, now we have fun.
Is it Larry? It is!
Donnie Spencer...
... and Peggy Gray ... married.
-Thanks. We must not forget these.
-Thanks. See you inside. Yeah, have fun.
Ted Renton. Or should I say:
The new, improved Ted Renton?
You must be Karen, the second wife. -How did you know that?
-Jill and I keep in touch. I do not need a name tag.
No one is a stranger here at the U of C-reunion for vintage in 1985.
"Hello. My name is Ted's younger, second wife Karen."
Everyone gets two free barbiljetter.
I'll take the whole roll, Marge. They cost five dollars apiece.
It is quiet. Health Jill from me.
Bye. See you later.
No, do not tell.
-Rick Foster, huh? Do you remember me? You are pleasant.
-Marjorie. I bet if you did not come.
I had accepted the bet, because I do not like to lose.
Having so much fun. Are you here alone?
I came to bring life into old relationships and maybe start new.
With the intention to kick their ass on the golf course.
-Like I said, I do not like to lose. You will certainly not.
Hey, Rick!
How is the situation, buddy? - Good to see you, Cam.
Donnie, how are you?
You've lost weight. That's Peg cooking.
Here we are: The Slack Pack.
Just like in college, at the back, and no women. I wonder why.
-Take this. -Cam have made them.
Scary, huh?
Not as scary as Ted Toupe.
There is no Toupe. It is transplanted.
-20 dollars on it a shitzu. -40 if you can get it to sit.
Protection!
Hey hottie. How is it?
This is me before I got it-millionaire.
This is me before I started with television.
It's me before I sold yachts in California and became prettier.
And I ... Poor picture. Rick had just given me a boxer pressure.
I tried to make you look taller.
The four geeks are the same.
-Guys. We have not lost control. -That was a little embarrassing.
A bitter reminder of how old we really are.
Think it's been 20 years. Yes, and we managed quite well.
Yeah, not bad. -Jämfört with those losers?
I see a trophy wife. Ted is a belief ... - Hey!
What will we do? -You're better than trophy wives.
What a hottie. Lori should be commended for standing out with Cameron.
The t-shirt would remind me of how I looked before I got wrinkles.
Do you have a current picture, wrinkle just a little sweater.
-I'm kidding. -Peggy, check on you.
Do you have an entire football team now?
Five children. And it's called "family".
-Rick, was not a crappy boot. -Susanne, my better half.
Half the better half, bordering the volatile familiar and distant memory.
She glues me!
We go so you can talk about what you guys are talking about.
We're talking, gossiping and talking shit about all that stared askance at us.
So hey so long, boys. - Girls...
Now we arrange bus.
You're not going to have the shirts for you?
No.
-It usual, Mr. Renton? Yeah, thanks, Stacey.
Are you twins?
-You did not come Mensa conference. No, it's reunion.
-A Jack Daniels with ginger ale. -A fatöl.
A banana daiquiri, please.
To my wife. I'll have a whiskey.
Without ice and no water in a dirty glass, please.
-Stylish save, Donnie. -Thanks.
We did not go to school with a lot of beautiful women?
Already.
Why has not appeared in the night?
We had no dirty glasses so I spit in it.
I have a question for you, boys.
Of all the girls in college, who did you want to be with, but to do it?
It's shit easy. Paula Wilkinson.
-Lois Moore. -What shelf she had.
She had a nice ass, too. Wendy Oakley, then?
I was with Wendy Oakley. I did.
It is easy to check, for she is just standing there.
-Oh my God! She is shit looking.
-Just as I remember her. -Very looking.
She must have operated lots. I go and greet.
We comply with. If she tries to dry fuck you.
-Do you remember me? -I do not think so.
Come on. In football-pitch ball.
"Go in depth, Ted"?
50-yard line?
Come on. It's me - Ted Renton.
Hey, Ted!
I see you've met my daughter.
Ted and I had a hot thing going on then.
Do you remember the material cabinet science building?
Mom, I do not want to hear it. You look good, Ted.
Rick Foster? How are you?!
-Good. And Cam ...
-Dig I do not remember. -It does not matter.
We must return to our wives. -Are you married? Such a shame.
Stretch out!
Stretch out? Stretch out, yes.
Stretch out!
Can it get worse? -Stretch out!
How about some illegal Cubans?
Cigars? Havana?
Not as illegal as you thought, but just as satisfying.
We walk a turn with your hair and see if there is room clean.
I came home from Paris with a master's degree in art
-After painted by Jean-Pierre.
I realized it was the commercial that I was passionate about.
Instead of Nobba offers of all the great universities ...
I regret that I did.
-So you still studying? -Yes.
And then prom and college? How did you and Ted?
We were stuck in a lift for two hours. I had to meet him again-
because I had his ski cap and his hair was sitting in it. Cute, huh?
Already.
I'll take the stairs. Nice to meet you. I like to stretch.
See you tomorrow.
Ted seems to have done well.
What do you think they're talking about? What they have in common?
Cam and I have a lifetime together, but nothing to talk about anymore.
If the sex is good care of the talk itself.
Therefore, I told Rick that I just wanted to have sex. Do not mix emotions.
Ted, how old is your new wife? 30?
-22. -22?
-22? What happened to Jill?
I do not know. We just drifted apart. We got different interests.
-Gillade she is not 22-year-old girls? You are certainly envious.
In LA, I meet young women continues.
Yes, he lives next to an elementary school.
The kids would have loved it here. What a nice little bathing spot.
Bathing place is like a woman. Nice evening. In the morning, a danger.
Five children, huh, Donnie?
-How old are they? -Arton, sixteen, eleven, nine ...
... and three.
What happened between nine and three? -Hernia.
You or her? -Both. We reached something.
Wendy Oakley your doctor? "Stretch out!"
Can we just smoke cigars, please?
I've never played golf. -Never?
-How the hell amuses you? It is enough Peggy answer.
Give me that. You have to shake it off.
Guys!
"Shake it"! Good idea!
MAKES ABOUT YOURSELF FOR YOU
-What is it? You're soaking wet. I had to jump in the lake.
-Rick set fire to me. It was hot. -You're hot.
You are hotter. You boil. You boil over.
You are red hot. You are scorching!
-Brandman, send hose! -Slangen will!
Lori? Is everything okay?
Hi. Are you okay?
Cam, so noisy you so when you come? I was asleep.
I thought you had fallen. I heard you stumble around here.
I was asleep.
Okay.
It took a hell of a time ...! You waited well not me?
It's either you or him.
Last orders, Ted.
Has anyone seen Donnie?
No, but promise you that he feels worse than I do so I'll help you look.
He has probably taken the lie. It's too early for that.
Can you suppress yourself a little? Where the hell is he?
-Are you fjollor beat, right? -Our teetid is in approximately one minute.
So, if you go after us, you are a little early.
You can play before us.
Thank your friend for having saved your nose.
Before, this is a gentleman's sport, son of a bitch.
-Cam, why did you not have a car? -There were none left.
And it does you good to go.
Ted, you're out with friends on a golf course. It does not get better.
I think I need to vomit. -Not in my backswing.
-Are you a beer? -That's the spirit. Yes, Teddy!
-Don't you hungover? 'Yes, Cam.
They do not like people who bring their own beer.
If the Range looks they throw us out.
-It is cold. -Okay.
Our Father, who art in Augusta, Nicklaus thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on the greens as the fairways.
Give us this day our daily birdies and forgive us our gimmies-
-As we also forgive those who gimmie against us.
Lead us not into the deep rough, and deliver us from bunkrar-
-for we turn our drive for power and pushes for glory, for ever.
-Amen. -Amen.
Excuse.
Gosh ...!
Forgive me for being late.
I rented clubs and got lost, late, I had a religious experience ...
Okay, Donnie. We're going to play golf. Relax.
Do you drink beer? It is seven o'clock in the morning.
-Yes. Do you want one? -Certainly.
Donnie, we two play together? We'll kick their fat asses.
I'm Intesa hungover.
Should we play for a few dollars hole?
How about 10 US dollars hole and 50 for the game?
How about...
... 50 US dollars hole and 500 for the game?
I've never played golf before. That's a bit much.
And why must Donnie and I pulled into your 'I'm the best "-tjafs?
Cam, Donnie has never played before. It's a win / win situation.
You walk away with a high loot and we'll kick his cocky ass.
-Okay. -Well then. Who starts?
We let the beginner start. Come into my office.
Learn the right way, Donnie-PONKEN. Stand at a comfortable distance from the ball.
Not so close that you get stuck, but not so you have to stretch.
Show me your grip. It's a Hockey grip.
-Put the finger over this. -How hard can it be?!
Okay, Donnie, beat then. - Well, how hard can it be?
Try to look at the ball, Donnie.
Should you hit the ball or just scare it?
Come on!
-What the hell...! -Hurray!
Not bad for the first time. Good length.
Yes, neat kind, Donnie.
-What did I do wrong? -I almost everything, Donnie.
Give us a good start now, Teddy PONKEN.
There are plenty of fairway out there. Select your location.
Right down the middle, Teddy Bear. Pulp grass, plenty of fairway ...
Sorry.
-Teddy, neat kind. Okay, now I get it. Trees are lousy.
-Snyggt kind, Cam. -Good Cam.
-Now press is running, huh? -Snyggt kind.
Presented with notebooks. The lesson starts.
Come on, Rick.
-You are good. Yes, neat kind. Have you trained?
I got a bad hit. -Shut up.
The battle has begun.
Hey!
It is so beautiful here. -Thanks.
No, I said atthär is beautiful. Thank you, you're nice. Luckily I came.
I almost sounded Ted to go alone, but sometimes it's nice to leave town.
Yes ... See you!
I just warmed up before. -Good. We can run together.
Wherefore "best ball".
Ted had probably not eaten homemade food in years-
-so I tested different recipes, but Ted's mother is still best.
Bake your bread yourself? It is very relaxing.
"Very relaxing" ...!
How is it in the computer industry?
Not bad. We have equipped 15 companies this year. With the works.
Just imagine that you would be techies. -I am not. I employ them.
Nerds Lord.
I got the job as ironmongers after college and I enjoy it.
-Cam, do you like your job? Yes, it's fun.
I'm sure. Who would have thought that one of us would end up on TV?
I only sell advertising time.
It is still television. You hang out with all the celebrities, all the stars.
They are in another part of the house. You hit them well in the studio?
No, we may not be in the studio.
At parties, then?
Celebrations? No, they do not invite us to parties.
TV sucks. You might have given you into the movie business.
Maybe you should concentrate on the game, Donnie.
A nine iron, Donnie. Hit him in the head and puts an end to him.
Hell.
-Cam, you understand, I do not either. -Has anyone seen my ball?
You're not säljartyp. We are not always 100% honest with our customers.
Sometimes you have to have the poker face when thumbs a bit of truth.
It is not you. -What then? Poker face?
-Ledsen, Cam. I sell television advertising, Rick.
I do not attract people into my tent to see Dog Wool boy Jo-Jo.
They have left the green.
Put her on the dance floor, Cam.
We'll see what I can do here.
No thanks.
I came over it! -A elefantröv: high and stinking.
-Ledsen, Ted, now it's up to you. Yeah, it's cool.
Check now.
Ted, is the second marriage good? -Jepp.
Good good.
You have to be up on the horse right away if you fall off. Your wife is not a horse.
She is more like a pony. No circus pony, but ...
She is small, but not as hairy. Can I turn now?
-Such a shame. -Sad.
-Donald, should we ...? -After you, Richard.
Fan!
Ted, wait.
Wait.
Michael, our eleven year old, decided he wanted to play hockey series.
We let him try and he came with the allstars-inexperienced team the first year.
Unbelievable.
-Unbelievable. I agree with. -Four meters from the flag.
-What club should I take? Okay, Donnie, take the eighth grade.
-Svinga quiet, do not try to kill it. -Svinga quiet, okay.
It was a practice stroke. Bend your knees a little.
I might be taking nine iron. No, the clubs you Cam with.
-Do end to my suffering! -Try this.
-It was better. Am I on the green?
You are in the bunker. -Damn!
-Unbelievable. -Blivande star players.
I tend to sprint the last 200 meters.
Me too!
Look, Ted, your wife running to catch up with Cam wife.
Kick her ass, baby.
You may obtain a new, improved, young wife, Cam.
It is the least I can do. I think Lori gets a heart attack.
-And! -And!
-No no! Thank you, gentlemen.
How nice. I go and showers, so maybe we can have breakfast then?
Those before us is so damn slow.
-Ask if we get to go there, Donnie. Shall I?
-Certainly. -Do you think?
It belongs to the good tone. They say yes. -I do not know. They are quite large.
Calm, Cam is friends with him there. Go and ask now.
Hear ye! Can we go past you?
-That we get some. They wave at us. -There was no wink, Donnie.
Donnie, beat now. They are out of reach.
Wait, they are only 80 meters away. I mean beyond the reach of Donnie.
Let's go.
Try one of these.
Fan!
It certainly depends on hyrklubborna.
Fore!
-Lugn, calm. -Guys?
-Oh, shit ... Take it easy, take it easy.
-Where did it go? -It is 137 cm right of the tree.
137 cm? There are almost 200 m away. How do you know that it is 137 cm?
He has 40/20 vision. I have always had 40/20 vision.
-What color is my kalsingar? You have no kalsingar.
What you earn in the IT industry, Ted? I can handle myself pretty well.
What then, six-figure? -That I will keep to myself.
I did not want to pry. -It is quiet.
Donnie, try moving the left foot closer to the ball. A little closer.
-Jävlar! -Inteså close.
-God...! Ted, you invest your money?
Yes, I have one that takes care of things.
I have one thing that you may want to plow down some money in.
- "Plowing down" True enough good. No, seriously.
I wondered when it would happen. -What then?
You bluffed your way through college.
It is not a scam but a business opportunity.
Och den som är redo att satsa säg 5-6000 dollar kan tjäna stort på det.
Okej, du väckte min nyfikenhet. Vad är det?
-Ett litet vågspel jag drar igång. -Vågspel?
-Snyggt slag! -Fy fan!
-Är du intresserad, Ted? -Jag behöver mer information, Rick.
Det har att göra med det brasilianska pepparträdet.
Det brasilianska pepparträdet. Det har bär som fåglarna blir höga på.
-Höga? Du menar typ stenade? -Ja, ja.
They sell damn good in Florida, when the birds are high, they sing more.
So people are planting trees in the garden to get the birds to sing more.
I have one in the room if you want to check it out. - Nice stroke, Ted.
A guy should be twice a month to download trees in Brazil with his boat.
Then we sell them for 50 bucks apiece on the street.
Is that legal? It is something of a gray area now.
And we should sell the berries in the corner? -Yes!
Neat kind.
-So you sell drugs to the birds? -Not exactly.
You said that they will be high and that it is not legal.
It makes you a bird drug dealers. -No no...
-Blir birds depend on it? What, then, depend? There are birds.
You do not sell the drugs to juveniles? It's not drugs, but carries.
It can lead to harder drugs and then teeming with bird crack quarters.
Then it will be turf battles and wars on the street corner who is whose.
Forget it! You are one son of a bitch.
-Stop it. I buy a berry tree. It sounds promising, Rick.
Look there.
-No trembles. -Minns you when we saw out there?
No, memory vibrated and fell off. I talked to her. She's sweet.
I ran to her this morning. She wants us to feel old.
We are older. Not as old as she is, but closer to her than Karen.
I feel like in college. You are the exception.
You look better now. You've lost a ton.
-Is to lose weight in a thousand kids? -It or six. Sex burns fat.
-Not that I have six. -Six not burn calories.
-You need to move and do it often. How often do you do it?
A couple of times a day. More often Donnie comes home at lunch.
-So you do it like animals? -Yes.
Sometimes when there is nötplockarsäsong he comes from behind and ...
We like sex.
You must have lot of sex. You loved sex in school.
Yeah, I was a slut. It meant I did not, but yes.
Well, I was a slut, but sex is not part of my life more.
Is it true? I probably would not have survived without sex. - Did you have?
I survive without sex. And without a pedicure.
But I want to live, not survive. What are you talking about, girls?
-Six. -Pedicure.
I love both.
Ted, we've played ten holes and is 500 US dollars back.
-Can you play now? Do not worry. I just want to win a few holes.
-Then we push. -Why?
We can push?
Sure, if you want. -Press?
It gives the losing team a chance to enter into a new bet and get rid of.
What happens to the original bet? We lost everything.
500 US dollars for the first ten holes and 500 dollars for the game.
We doubles from now. Ted, do not get carried away now.
If we win the next eight holes, so we win the 800 US dollars and a thousand new game.
-Money in the Bank, buddy. -Snarare money from the bank.
This is a par 3. 164 meters.
Rick, you're not up to these hooks so often?
I've been here a few times during the past few years.
-Located on the green? -2.5 meters from the flag.
Why did you not one of us?
-Donnie not live here anymore. -I do it.
I live only two hours away. I had driven here.
Neat kind, Ted. You are on förgreenen.
You come back and do not call?
There were weekend trips, Cam. I greeted some people.
Which? Who but we like you?
Ted's right. Who except us three and Susanne stands out to you?
Then it must be Susanne, huh?
What is going on between you two? -Nothing.
She called me after his divorce and I visited her a few times.
Who's turn is it? Cam, come on.
Yes! So it should look like!
-Donnie, show us how to do it. -What club should I take?
You will be longer if you throw it. -Järntrean.
-Donnie, you're beginning to burn. -Burn?
-No risk that you lose it. I did not even pass damtee.
How can you play golf? Golf sucks!
Donnie, your drive did not come by damtee. You can rule.
-What rule? You have to play with the little man out there.
You mean my ...? You have to haul it out, Donnie.
-Lilleman? You mean my ...? Should we be ejected from the course?
-Såna are the rules. Hang the rat. -Quickly, Donnie.
Come on, Donnie.
-How is it? -Good good.
-Are you here at the reunion? Yes, vintage -85.
Tyler Taylor, I'm the Range here. My grandfather owns the track.
So if you need something ...
... and I mean anything, I'm here all day ...
... and the whole evening.
Peggy has certainly got competition.
I had never deceived Peggy. Especially not with a man.
Or a woman! Or a man and a woman! I had never...
Okay, that's enough. Insert dick in his pants again, let's go.
Are you and Susanne together again?
-No. -Why not?
-It is private. -I sharks. You suck in bed, huh?
He probably falls asleep right after. -Lori fell asleep in the middle of a time.
-What did she do? She just went out.
-What did you do? -Försökte be as quiet as I could.
We need to play your ball. -Well then, I'm starting to like it here.
I dare not even look.
Let me know when he's down.
He is down. Can somebody help me?
Ted, now we are 700 US dollars back plus a thousand for the match.
-Cam, stop nagging at me. I can not afford to lose it.
What, then, can not afford?
-Lori are unemployed, so I have to save. -Come not a fucking store.
Five children taxing on the economy, so Peg wants me to make a V.
Are you going to make a vasectomy? It is easier for us than for them.
For women it is a surgery, for us it is ten minutes to the doctor.
Whereupon the scrotum swell up and walking around like Quasimodo for a week.
When you love someone, the things you do for them.
Cam and Ted had done it on their wives asked them, huh? Well, Cam?
Too much can go wrong. Maybe I can not have children anymore.
That's the idea. - Ted?
I have no opinion on the matter. -If Karen asked, would you do it?
Karen had not asked me.
If she for medical reasons could not withstand its current contraceptive then?
Donnie, I'm sterile.
Talk about a conversation killer.
Sorry, Ted.
No danger. Just turn the ball now.
Yes, turn now, Donnie.
-Damn! What? That was your best shot today.
I think you are sterile. Was that why you and Jill parted?
-You are the curious. How insensitive can you be?
Yes, Jill wanted children and refused to adopt, so we parted.
-Provade you artificial insemination? She said it was unnatural. Play!
We are standing on a golf course and talk about vasectomy and artificial insemination.
Yes, we can begin to focus on our balls?
If we kept in touch like we said we would have known that Ted was sterile.
I could write it in a Christmas card:
"Merry Christmas. Forget balls, I'm barren."
-Before the left! Damn! -Äntligen turn a crappy kind.
Of course, when you're talking about the bag in one hand and scissors in the other.
Now we have the chance. Time to deliver the baby.
I mean ... hit far now.
I mean...
It was nothing.
-Oh my God! My God, it must be ...
238 meter.
-Oh my God! -Not bad, Ted.
What? Not bad?
Yeah, not bad. Get off, it was a monster drive.
I told you it was good. -No no. You said "not bad".
Okay, that was good, it was good.
A good kind of eighteen ...
We make it interesting. -Interesting?
-Yes. How interesting?
18 to hole. Yes, Cam book teetid. How can we win back the money.
-This was the only tea time today. -Then we play 18 holes in the morning.
I can not afford to lose the 4000 US dollars to.
We should not lose a cent!
arrogance. I like that.
Okay, Ted, drive to.
-Good. - Donnie? -Spelar we are on the same team? Okay.
You have a deal.
Shall not ask me? -Your partners challenged us.
-What are you doing? I've been running my drives.
We two will kick their asses.
I do not know ... You've always worried too much.
-It's not true. Then 'Yes.
It's not good. Too much anxiety is dangerous. It can lead to stress
-As can cause high blood pressure, and then a heart attack.
-Then you get something to worry about. Thanks for that, Ted!
You hit bad on purpose, right? -Why do you think that?
You are a rascal. You got Ted to believe he could win money.
Dodger is a dirty word. I prefer opportunist.
You are not true. Do you use your friends as if they were boors?
Questions about money are no friends.
So you pull this kind of pen for us to win some extra jack?
You know what I had called one who does something like that?
Partner.
Why do I think that it is not the first time they have the clothes since 1985?
-Donnie and Peggy dance great! Yes, liggandeoch standing.
I think that if you dance so good-
boron to keep it for himself and not remind people about it!
See how much fun they have.
Why is your suit so well?
Do you know how many these kinds of parties I get invited to?
Karen's friends think it's retro.
I bought the suit so I would not smell the mothballs.
So you can dance like Donnie?
Yes, I have a little thing I call "the bottomless cup of love".
The usual, Mr. Renton?
We go dancing. I think I stand over.
Come on, Cam. Show me some oldschool step.
-May I? -Lori, welcome to my house.
In bourbonshot.
Tack.
-Refill. -Törstig girl.
Cam said you have it pretty good. What have you - a kid?
Nothing embarrassing conversations that people have-
-When they encounter a friend's wife now. Okay?
I'm not Cams wife here. See me as any drunk in the bar.
Should be.
How is it to have such a young wife?
You should take care of yourself, asshole.
You ?!
I do not discuss my personal life with any drunk in the bar.
-Fun to see you, Lori. It was damn well said!
Ted, what is really sex?
It's much better now since we got rid of her braces.
Do not touch the hair.
There he is, the creepy the Range.
Ted, it has ever occurred to you that you may have a problem drinker?
And...
Two drinkers, a mouth. There is a problem.
Honey!
Calm down. You start to get a little crazy.
I have not been crazy about in 20 years. And "a little crazy" is not even close.
In the evening, Cam, I finally have fun again!
Okay okay. But I think you scare and freaking out our buddies.
They need to freak out a bit. You too.
Flip out!
You see?
Where are you going?
Just out and splash water on your face and try to slop up a little bit.
Good idea! Slop you up!
Lori...
You smell grinding balls. Yes, it's probably me.
Rick, I have to confess something.
-That you really caretaker? -No.
Of all the guys in college, it was you I most of all wanted to have sex with.
It sounds very tempting, Lori, but we should go back now.
I go back. I go back right now.
Back in time. For the good times.
-What are you doing? -Rick, I'm trying to seduce you.
-Excuse. -Stick!
I'm not cleaning for you.
Come on!
Come. -Where are we going?
We go back in, darling.
Cam, you do not love your wife?
Here? People can see us and ...
You have no panties.
No I have not.
Okay!
Just like in school, huh?
Free love.
Just like in school.
I'm not a child anymore.
I am ready to take responsibility for my actions.
What do you mean by that?
I want to get married and start a family with you.
Tonight is all about the past. Now we roligt-
-and let Nostradamus think about the future.
I've been waiting to do that very, very long time.
I know, man.
It's just like at Woodstock! -Are you kidding? You were two years then.
Do not be such a spoilsport! Come on, people see you.
Tag on?
-No no no. -"No no no"...
Rick was right.
Both are hazards.
Now we go back in, darling.
Cam, all wild sex tonight makes me feel so free.
Like when I was in college and everyone was doing free love.
At?
I'm sleepy.
Okay, honey. I try to be quiet.
Fore!
What are these balls? -I do not know, I bought them on sale.
They are luminous. Yes, easier to find in the forest.
Your reputation precedes you.
Lori had a blast yesterday.
She has gone on a soy vegan diet. It was her first drink in ten years.
Did you get that?
Jajamän.
They are easy prey when they are full. Yeah, you know it well all about, Rick?
Remember when we talked about the girls we wanted to be in school?
I know I'm biased here, but why did none of you Lori?
If you ask us if we wanted to sleep with your wife?
Yes, Lori was the one of the school's prettiest girls.
Yes, she was delicious. -Jättefin.
-So why did none of you her? -As Ted said - she is your wife.
We're not talking about somebody's wife so. No, that would be ridiculous.
-Now we play some golf. -Certainly.
-So you wanted to choose her? -Of course.
I knew it. You were just polite.
Cam, sharpening now. Lori was on everyone's list. - What?
She was standing on my. -Yes.
-On my well. Yes, the ante me.
We were young. 18 years. "18 until we die."
We sing. Do you remember the song that we sang in the revue last year?
It makes you do. The song cemented our friendship.
Four completely tone-deaf boys in the pickup truck bed on the stage in front of 1500 people.
That moment tied us together for life.
Yes, we sing it. -Do you want?
Wanna be young -The rest of life
-Never say no -Try everything twice
Must be 18 till I die
Must be 18 till I die!
-This is embarrassing, come now. Zest for it.
It is a long par 5. Turn far or run home, Donnie.
Yes! At last, my partner awake.
The problem was the old balls.
Ted's new wife has the same problem.
Why can not I do that? I hate this game.
We all hate this game. - Sure we do, guys?
-Hate it. -Avskyr it.
Why do you play then?
Why?
For that occasionally strikes slaget-
-the perfect kind that makes us come back.
As the rash that starts low and rises above the horizon.
When the ball finally lands in the middle of the fairway, get the new speed-
-As if God himself pushed it toward the waiting green.
Or maybe it chipen-
-Like leaves the clubface almost without so much as a viskning-
-and a soft landing on the green and settles maximum of 1.5 m from hålet-
-As a lazy old dog that lies down comfortably next to his master.
Sen has so clearly my own favorite: birdieputten.
The hollow knocking sound when the putter meets the ball.
And the bumpy sphere meanders toward the hole and kissing the cup bottom
-with a sound as sweet as the angels singing.
The fences allow us to come back, week after week, with school girl eagerness.
Therefore we play this game. Not that we vill-
-without because we have to.
It looks like water 180 m out, so it is best to place here.
-What club should I take? You should take the driver.
-The old worm killer. -Damn!
-When you go home, Rick? -I stop Tuesday or Thursday.
-While? I have some errands in town.
Private matters, business matters?
-Private. What then for private matters?
If you try to disturb me, I'm ice cold under pressure.
Yes, they called him a cucumber.
It was not, therefore, Cam. Why they called you a cucumber?
Neat!
Oh my God, I killed öltjejerna!
Oh my God! Stop the car! I'm coming!
Hold on, I'm coming!
Cam!
Wait wait!
I'll help you!
Cam, wait!
-Cam, jump in! All right, go!
Hold on, girls! We're coming!
-Närmare, Rick! -Duck!
-Genuine trees! -Hold on!
Holy shit!
-Hold on! - Almost! -Cam, beware! Tree!
No, Cam!
Yes, I have it!
Are you all right, girls? Are you okay?
Donnie, look for ice to bumps.
-Just water ice. -That suffices.
-Apelsin or strawberry? Give me lollies are now!
What happened?
-You fell out of the car and ... -You hit my head.
Hold it there. It's just a little bump.
-Thanks. -Do you want anything?
Yes, let's take a couple of beers.
What the hell is going on here, boys? Who took my car?
You need to prepare the cars before someone dies!
-Oansvarigt! It happened a little ...
I have something I know you like. -Have you?
How do I know you are telling the truth?
I had not lied.
Bowl. Oh, damn ...
Sexigt, Donnie. Skitsexigt.
Why do we have a reunion in November? I'm getting sick.
All golfers are sick, Donnie.
I'll try to get my Michael interested in medicine. Or golf.
He can become the golf doctor.
He is smart and has a natural talent for the sport. He can be good.
Is that all you can talk about? Your family, your children. You nag about them!
Can you talk about something else? Please!
What was that about?
He shoots blanks, Donnie. We walk around with loaded guns.
Donnie, I'm a little jealous of you.
-Are you? -Yes.
I want the life that you're talking about, but I can not seem to get it.
Is there any chance for you and Susanne get back together?
She says I'm not the type to marry.
-Have you proposed to her? -Yes three four times.
She says she just wants to have sex with me.
Wait. Did I hear right?
Do Susanna have sex andnot to marry you?
Now I'm really depressed.
Woman using you as a toy. It's a perfect situation.
She is my only long-term relationship, so I was hoping for more.
I think you should Nobba her.
Tell him it's the end of six until she makes an honorable man of you.
-And? -Absolut.
She gets steak free, so why should she buy the bull? Say it.
Women are not like men. They can get a t-bone steak when they want.
Women just ask that we make up. But a man must prove himself worthy.
He must woo, charm, impress and flatter.
Is he lucky he gets the green light.
Women simply ask: "Would you?" And we say, "Oh yes, yes, yes!"
Have I the right, Rick? -Oh yes, yes, yes!
Oh yes, yes, yes!
You have not seen Ted for a long time. Does he seem different?
We all seem different. We are older.
-Verkar he is more serene? -What are you trying to say?
We recently converted to Buddhism. -Konverterade from what?
-From nothing, I guess. -Is there a ceremony for it?
-Blir Buddhists baptized? Yes, in soy milk.
I wanted to give him a focus, a place to meditate.
-I instead of on a bar stool? -Yes.
-Are you have children? -We can not.
-I'm sorry. -I'll be art fertilized.
Did you check the place? Many sperm banks being investigated right now.
They say you get sperm from a hottie or Einstein
But what you get is a caretaker who jerks in the broom closet.
Last time we met you were together with John. And now with Rick. What happened?
John left me. He had every right in the world to leave me.
I waited another man's child. Is that where the caretaker comes in?
No, I'm not finished. Katie is seven now and Rick is her father.
-No...! But he does not know it.
You guys are back together. Will not you say it?
No, I think my daughter's dad to be a grown man.
For health!
I'm beginning to understand what Ted sees in her.
If she shows me again I kick it.
The sense of touch is lost in the whole arm.
Am I pale? I have color on your cheeks?
You want someone to look at your cheeks so I call on the Range.
No, not him. Please?
-Handen shaking so I can not write. Was that why you missed the putt?
You also missed. Yeah, but I got us close to the hole.
Hurry up, Donnie, it gets dark.
Bobbitts wife, naughty SLIC. Her I had not wanted to dabbling with.
Yes, she's probably the only one.
-What is it? -A picture of Lori.
-It's nice. She still looks good, huh?
Yes, beautiful. Right on the side.
Even better than the t-shirt.
-Vem of is has endowment with her? -Va?
Lori, my madam. One of the features endowment with her.
What are you talking about?
When I asked what girl you wanted to sleep with, but not been with-
-so nämnde of is Lori.
We told you why. I do not buy it.
Two of you know who was with her, so nobody wanted to mention her.
Can we play golf now? -No. We do not play a stroke to.
Not a hole of golf for ... until I get recognition.
-It was me. -I knew it!
-Rick! I want to play golf.
I knew it was you! Can we play now?
That's really low, Rick. Low. -You were not married and not dating.
But you could have said something. I feel like an idiot.
Married for 16 years without knowing that a close friend had been sleeping with my wife.
You should have said something. A real friend had said something.
Ted had said something. - What, Ted?
Ted, you had said something, huh?
No.
Clearly you had. You are not like Rick. You have scruples.
That, I do not think, Cam, because I did not say anything either.
What? -I low to Lori.
-Did you? Both? -Not at the same time.
Silent! This is unbelievable.
So the three of you have just Donnie did not sleep with my wife?
-Not you too! -Donnie lay with her first.
God, it's incredible!
-To and Donnie was with her. What then, "until Donnie"?
I'm actually not a troll. -What are you kind of friends?
This makes 16 years of marriage to utter travesty.
How dangerous is it, Cam.
You did not know each other. When she had met you, all other history.
Huh, guys?
What is it, Donnie? You give me all the time murky eyes.
You want to say something, say it. That's you, Rick.
I saw you come out of the closet yesterday with Lori at the party.
It looked worse than it was. -What are you talking about?
I saw Lori shove her panties in her purse.
-Hell! -Calm down.
Was that where her panties ended? Let me explain.
That's why you did not call! You came here to fuck my wife!
Therefore, I have not had sex in six years!
Nothing happened, Cam. You saw how drunk she was.
I do not know. I fucked her.
You were too drunk to fuck something. -Fan you, Rick!
Fuck you! - And you! - And you!
I thought you were my ... Bye! -Cameron! Cam!
Cameron! - Fucking Donnie.
Life requires three men. One to talk to, one who fixes things and for good sex.
And who pays everything.
Where are the others?
Cam?
What has happened?
I just heard about your little visit to the closet.
Last night.
You and Rick in the closet last night and in college, and for six years now.
What are you talking about?
You and Rick fucked each other for six years now!
Donnie, what happens?
I saw Rick and Lori to come out of the broom closet last night.
And you said it to Cam? He suspected it.
Asshole! You are totally unreliable. You will never be my child's father.
Is not it a little late for that?
-Add you do not, trophy. I need a drink.
-Fan take you, all of you! Tell him that we were not in the closet.
Vivar in the closet. You got me there.
-Once slut, always slut. It was completely innocent, nothing happened.
-Cam! -Stop, everyone!
Now listen up, everybody. Lori and I have no business.
She was full, we ended up in the closet of the type two seconds - but nothing happened.
-Nothing happened, Cam. -Is it true?
It's true. I came out of the bathroom and saw everything. Nothing could have happened.
Not even Ted is so fast.
I remember it honestly. You remember the last 20 years?
Have we had sex some time then? 'God, no.
We did not even have sex in college, when everyone else had sex with you.
Donnie did not have sex with Lori in college. - Donnie?
It was the first year. Only once.
It was a night, four times. -God!
I said it just to get started with Mexico. It was a little miss.
Yes, a tiny. We all have our problems.
Cam wife who was the school's most popular girl is now a frigid.
Ted is a sterile drunkard, married with a 20-plus woman.
Susanne does not want to marry me, even though she was raising my daughter.
-You know? -Your mother said it many years ago.
But I did not want it to be the reason why we got married.
I hoped that one day you would accept that I have changed.
I love you, Susanne. I've always done.
Donnie and I have no problem. We sort everything out several times a day.
Therefore, you are the happiest miffon I know. And I mean it.
I regret all this.
No, Donnie. We can not stop being friends because we are sick in the head.
This is precisely why we need each other so much.
Yes, you're right, Rick.
Forgive me. I need you.
That was why I was so keen to have the reunion.
I wanted to go back to a happier time.
Me too.
There is no happier time. Only the present and what we do now.
Honey, it was a giant Zen said. -Thanks.
Now I realize what losers we all are.
Sorry, Ted. Not all. Just you and Cam.
What? -You stopped playing.
I did not stop, Cam stopped. That was before we cleared the air.
Fuck you.
We play clearly. Cam, how? Should we kick their aprövar?
Well, now, we kick ass.
Rick!
It did you good. -Do you think?
Yes. I'm proud of you. I think duhar changed.
-So you want to marry? -Yes, I want that.
That I liked. Katie too.
This will not take long. I'll be right back.
-Is simply and play your game? It's not just a game, it's golf.
Okay, guys.
Come on. I know. Come now.
This old bitch has a drink with your name on it.
We had a deep, heartfelt conversation and just go? Is this normal?
-Vännen, it's golf. My God, we are desperate golfing wives.
Rick. Check this out. Normal ball, huh?
What bold. I have the balls to all.
It was not what I wanted to say.
I had the skull in the ass. Yes, you deserve a slap.
Forget it. I love you.
On the golfnyllet now, too much is at stake. Where the ball, birdie boy.
The old fried egg. It's a chilly location, Ted.
God!
I like you and feel sorry for you, I give you the chance to get rid of.
-What How about double or nothing? Sure, if I had not been in the bunker.
You can play my ball, I play this.
-Allvar? This ball? I play the ball.
Cam?
Okay. Double or nothing - but the first ball in the hole wins everything.
Okay, Ted, first ball in the hole.
Ted, you can not beat first? I have to give some thought to this.
Yes! Oh, Teddy-punk!
Oh yes, oh yes ...
Bit, baby, bit!
"Looks kind, Rick." Thank you for looking. High-five for myself.
-Forgive me. High-five. -Too late.
Cam, the last chance for glory.
Come on, you've done it before. You are the man!
What does it mean? "You're the man"?
One time I had sex with Peggy she suddenly started shouting:
"You are the man!"
So I shouted back, "No, you are the man!" It was a little sick.
And a little...
Do you play a little night golf? Normally, we do not nattgolf-
but you are my friend's special so I say nothing.
Who has the most brilliant balls? -I have.
Then it is easy to see at night in the woods. Do you get lost in a forest
-blir your little balls are easy to find.
What is it that smells? Ah, it's only victory.
Easy for you to say, Mr six digit.
And the region's largest TV company pays well you minimum wage?
No. In fact, they did not, Ted.
They pay me actually not at all. I was fired two weeks ago.
-What did you say? Did you get fired?
Why?
My sales team missed the ratio of two consecutive months so someone had to go.
-Sparkade those you only after 14 years? -Levererar not, you face expulsion.
-Why did not you say anything? -I did not dare. Or Lori.
Yesterday was payday, and she sees that I did not pay huslånet.
-I'm sorry. If we lose, I pay ...
Do not embarrass me with alms, Ted.
-Cam, are you all right? Yes then.
Did you get really fired? Yeah, I got fired.
Can we play now? -Varsågod.
It goes in!
Fan!
Whose side are you on? I'm not sure anymore.
You do not select. I have a clear path.
It was a tough game, huh? As clubbing baby seals.
Rick, I have said that you're an asshole?
Yes, Ted, it's you.
I told you!
You surprise me, Rick. -Why?
What were you saying? "In the case of money are no friends."
You missed putt on purpose, right? -What are you talking about?
You missed a one-meter putt. Pros still miss short putts.
You saw your friend Cam in trouble and you were bloody.
Come here, give me a hug. You get just a boxer pressure.
-What do you do? Dry fuck you? I comforted my friend.
He hates to lose. -I know.
Guys, I think I have around six years to catch up with Lori so ...
-Thanks for the game. No, Cam, stop now.
You could at least offer me a glass.
I'll leave early in the morning and have lot of paper work until Monday.
-Monday? What will happen on Monday? I have sales meeting every Monday.
But you said ... What then, Rick?
I have no poker face?
You överbluffade bluffer! -Sug in you there and crying.
I'm crying.
Thank you missed putt.
-Your as damn. Cameron! Wait, Cam.
What you said that you needed us and missed us was not a lie?
No, I miss you guys. But it's like you said:
We have new life, new friends now.
But when it comes to old friends, I have learned that I ...
Cam?
Are you okay?
I want ... I want ...
I want to be young for life
Your son of a bitch.
I did not know there was a cabaret. It was not in the brochure.
Text: Thomas Jansson Primavista